Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott are Pregnant, I Guess

According to TMZ, Kylie Jenner, 20, and Travis Scott, 25, have been blabbing to friends that she’s pregnant with Scott’s daughter. Kylie began telling friends early this month at the Day N Night Fest and Travis has been telling people about how his life is going to change. And boy, will it. Have you seen Kris Jenner’s pupils lately? They look like cartoon dollar signs. Hallelujah, her prayers have been answered! Another famous … [Read more...]

Marilyn Manson Out There Flicking Reporter’s Balls

In an interview with The Guardian, Marilyn Manson mulls over a multitude of topics such as the mass school shooting at Columbine where he says it “destroyed my career” because people blamed him for turning the teens into killers. Not only did Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold kill 15 kids, but, more importantly, they also killed his album sales. “Give them the money and let them make their own choice: guns or records. If [the Columbine … [Read more...]

Bella Thorne Makes Diplo Regret Inventing EDM

I’m not even sure where to begin with this. Let’s start with Bella Thorne’s tweet of her at Nocturnal Wonderland.Hi, sativa? Or indica? — bella thorne (@bellathorne) September 18, 2017 After seeing Thorne’s tweet, Diplo responded with a heavy sigh, “sometimes I regret inventing EDM.”sometimes i regret inventing edm — Diplo (@_diplo_) September … [Read more...]

Here’s a Tip If You’re Racist and Your Uber Driver Is Black

Turns out common sense isn’t as common as you’d think it would be. Take these Uber passengers for example. One would think when your Uber driver is a minority, you wouldn’t be shouting “white privilege” as you get in the car. And if you did shout it once, you wouldn’t keep repeating it. Not quite true here.And if you do keep repeating “white privilege” over and over again, don’t be surprised … [Read more...]

Donald Trump Isn’t Going to Like This

Sean Spicer made a surprise appearance at the Emmy’s on Sunday where he poked fun at one of his first press conferences talking about the size of the crowd. If Trump understood satire, he’d be so pissed. … [Read more...]

Kevin Hart’s Extortionist Isn’t Very Smart

Kevin Hart came clean about his “mistakes” after an extortionist threatened to release a video of him banging other people while his wife was pregnant if he didn’t pay up. Take that, extortionist, I guess.Sending so many apologies to my wife & kids. I gotta do better and I will. I'm not perfect and have never claimed to be …I love you all. A post shared by Kevin Hart (@kevinhart4real) on Sep 16, 2017 at … [Read more...]

Heather Locklear Crashed Into a Ditch

Heather Locklear was hospitalized after crashing her Porsche into a ditch. Cops say she was alert and transported to the hospital with minor injuries. Allegedly, drugs and alcohol were not involved in the crash and she wasn’t cited. The most surprising thing about Heather crashing into a ditch was the news was talking about her car and not her career. Because she’s not famous anymore, you see. … [Read more...]

Tyrese Gibson Slides Into The Rock’s Instagram Like a Jilted Lover

The Rock and Jason Stathman are teaming up for a Fast and Furious spinoff and that’s kind of pissing Tyrese Gibson off. According to Tyrese, he and The Rock had a heart to heart where they came to an understanding. But now The Rock is not returning Tyrese Gibson’s calls. And much like a woman scorned, he’s sliding into The Rock’s social media to try to contact him. Get it together, Tyrese. He commented, “If you move … [Read more...]

Sergio Dipp Had a Rough Time During His First Monday Night Football Report

During the Chargers/Broncos game on Monday, Sergio Dipp made his big debut as ESPN’s sideline reporter. It. Didn’t. Go. So. Well.I understood the meaning of most of his words but the way he strung them together made me think I was having a stroke. Luckily, Sergio has a sense of — Sergio Dipp (@SergioADippW) September 12, 2017 Personally, I would have crawled into a hole and died. Though you … [Read more...]

James Woods Forgot He Tried to Pick Up a 16-Year-Old

Armie Hammer stars in Call Me By Your Name, a gay romance in which his 24-year-old character dates at 17-year-old. Decrepit pearl clutcher James Woods, 70, caught wind of this and though it was dis-gusting. He tweeted out, “As they quietly chip away the last barriers of decency,” and tagged it with #NAMBLA, the North American Man Boy Love Association.As they quietly chip away the last barriers of decency. #NAMBLA … [Read more...]

Adrien Broner Seems Nice

Pro boxer Adrien Broner was taking snaps with fans in Vegas over the weekend when he got all huffy. Broner was caught on video pushing his female friend who was trying to calm him down and then punching a random guy in the face.No one knows what set Broner off. If I had to take a wholly uneducated guess, it’s because he wanted to go 34 and 3. … [Read more...]

Will Smith About to Get Lit on This EDM Money Train

Hello, fellow kids. Have you heard about this new music called electronic dance music or EDM for short? I hear it’s going to be big. 48-year-old Will Smith thinks so too. That’s why he and DJ Jazzy Jeff are now producing the wub wubs with bass drops while singing about what all the kids are into these days. Getting lit, partying, Transformers and FYRE! Here’s Mr. Jiggy performing his new single “Get Lit” at the … [Read more...]

Yea, That Was the ‘Game of Thrones’ Season Finale

The 7th and final episode of this season’s Game of Thrones just ended and it still felt like more of a tease than dating a girl with a purity ring. Anyway, here’s all the takeaways you should have gotten from it. I’m pretty sure I don’t have to mention that there’s spoilers ahead.That undead thing scared the shit out of Cersei and her incest baby.Tyrion found out that somewhere in that dark, cavernous chest of … [Read more...]