Still, Nobody Knows Who Rita Ora Is

Rita Ora has spent her entire career trying to get name recognition or even get a single in the top 10 without having to be a feature. Turns out, she’s still trying to do that. A few days ago, Ora made a cameo on The Voice in Germany as part of a blind audition bit where celebrities crash auditions. Things got super awkward when not one judge recognized her. After performing her single “Your Song”, the judges asked who she was. … [Read more...]

27-Year-Old Model Hits on 14-Year-Old ‘Strangers Things’ Actor

Texas model Ali Michael, 27, shared a photo of Stranger Things actor Finn Wolfhard, 14, on Instagram and wrote, “Not to be weird but hit me up in 4 years @finnwolfhardofficial.” Social media, now a place devoid of humor, went in on Michael calling her sick for sexualizing a 14-year-old and telling him to call her when he hits 18. Naturally, Michael deleted the post and had to issue an apology. “Hi, Yesterday I posted a picture … [Read more...]

Harvey Weinstein Also Raped Paz de la Huerta

Remember 4 years ago when me and everyone else was giving Paz de la Huerta shit for being pretty much wasted every day? Well, now I feel like an asshole because she says she started spiraling out of control after Harvey Weinstein raped her. Twice. Paz told Vanity Fair that, in October 2010, Harvey Weinstein offered her a ride home after a party and forced himself on her. “Immediately when we got inside the house, he started to kiss me and I kind … [Read more...]

Mick Jagger’s Withered Penis Resurrected by a 23-Year-Old

By all accounts, Mick Jagger’s 73-year-old penis should be shooting out moths but somehow he’s still pulling 20-year-olds and presumably having sex with them. Fresh off impregnating 29-year-old ballerina, Melanie Hamrick, who gave birth to his eighth kid last December, Jagger has been dating 23-year-old Noor Alfallah for a month. Alfallah is a UCLA grad school graduate who’s friends with a lot of celebrities including Brett … [Read more...]

Rose McGowan Being Silenced Or Forgot Her Drugs

Rose McGowan is in the thick of the Harvey Weinstein scandal and now there’s a warrant out for her arrest. Coincidence? Or is this retaliation for being so vocal about Harvey raping her? Maybe a little of column A and a little of column B. The arrest warrant was issued over a felony drug possession charge from January. Police say they found traces of narcotics on items she left behind on a United flight that day. They would not reveal what … [Read more...]

Morning News Tries #OneChipChallenge, It Goes Pretty Well

The Carolina Reaper #OneChipChallenge from Paqui, creator of the death chip claimed its latest victim on a morning news show yesterday. What is the #OneChipChallenge, you ask? All you have to do is survive eating just one chip made with one of the hottest peppers on the planet. Five anchors attempted the challenge. They all survived. Except one. Well, she technically survived, but she might as well have died. When Natalie Tysdal took a bite of … [Read more...]

Who Did Harvey Weinstein Sexually Assault Today?

Hey, it’s another day of the week. Guess who came out with a story about being sexually assaulted by Harvey Weinsten? It’s production assistant Mimi Haleyi! I’ll save you from another rundown of how creepy Weinstein is and get straight into highlights or lowlights, I guess. According to Haleyi, Harvey:Pinned her down on a bed that seemed to be in a kid’s room She said she was on her period to deter Harvey Harvey removed … [Read more...]

David Blaine: Magician? Or Rapist Magician?

Former model Natasha Prince has alleged that she was raped by street magician David Blaine in 2004 at her private home in London months after she turned 21. The allegation was reported to police on 17 November 2016 by a woman who alleged she was raped at an address in Chelsea in June or July 2004 when she was aged 21. There have been no arrests at this stage and enquiries continue. Police have requested Blaine go to the UK for an interview. … [Read more...]

Nicolas Brendon of ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ Now Slays Women

And by women, I specifically mean his wife. And by slay, I mean domestically abuse. Brendon, who played nice guy Xander on Buffy, was at a Palm Springs hotel bar with his girlfriend last week. As you can probably guess, things did not go well. Cops say his girlfriend tried to get up to go back to their room when Brendon yanked her by the arm to sit her back down. She tried again a second time which was when Brendon pulled her down by the hair. … [Read more...]

Add Lena Headey to Harvey Weinstein’s Assault List

Break out your Harvey Weinstein sexual assault bingo cards because we just drew another victim. It’s Lena Headey, star of Game of Thrones. Come on down and see what you’ve won. In a tweet storm, Headey described the first time Harvey tried to get at her. It was at the Venice Film Festival where The Brothers Grimm, a Miramax film, was showing. Harvey asked her to go down to the water where he made “a suggestive comment, a … [Read more...]

Marilyn Manson Crushed by His On Stage Prop

Marilyn Manson was stretchered out in the middle of his concert at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York when a giant set piece featuring two guns fell on top of him. According to images, Manson was climbing the guns before it fell over.Marilyn Manson reportedly seriously injured after set crashes onto him during concert in NYC — Breaking911 (@Breaking911) October 1, 2017 Manson was stretchered out and taken to … [Read more...]

Hugh Hefner, 91, Died

Hugh Hefner, 91, founder of the iconic Playboy magazine and brand, died at his home Wednesday surrounded by loved ones. Hopefully he died like how he lived, with a raging erection surrounded by nude centerfolds. Hefner not only founded Playboy in 1953, but soon put the Playboy Mansion on the map with his legendary parties. It’s been said that you haven’t partied until you contracted an STD in the grotto at the Mansion. Actually, … [Read more...]

Lena Dunham’s Friend Were ‘Triggered’ by Kylie Jenner’s Pregnancy

If you’re wondering why Lena Dunham is the way she is, it’s because she’s surrounded by like-minded individuals who are also prone to being extra af. In a recent tweet, Lena claimed that 10 of her friends were “triggered” after hearing about Kylie Jenner’s pregnancy and that she had to talk them down off that ledge, my friend.A solid 10 friends texted me triggered by Kylie pregnancy. I'm like "ladies … [Read more...]