Kathy Griffin Still Thinks She’s the Victim in Donald Trump Decapitation

Earlier this year, Kathy Griffin was an idiot and posed with a life-like doll of Donald Trump. Oh, the doll was beheaded with blood running down the face and everything. Some people thought it was real, including Trump’s 11-year-old son Barron. This was a dumb idea, and to make it worse, Griffin thought she was the victim. She complained about Trump and the media targeting her and how he was holding down powerful women and blah blah … [Read more...]

Jennifer Lawrence Says She Was ‘Gang-Banged’ by the Internet in August 2014

Remember the Fappening? Of course you remember the Fappening. No guy with an Internet connection will ever forget the Fappening. Jennifer Lawrence was at the center of the Fappening. Dozens of nude photos came out and a handful of videos on top of that. She was queen of pervy internet city, the absolute last place you want to be queen of. In talking to The Hollywood Reporter, Lawrence opened up about the summer of 2014 photo incident that had … [Read more...]

Oliver Stone Humiliated Melissa Gilbert During Audition, But That’s A Win For Hollywood

I just watched the documentary Too Funny To Fail about The Dana Carvey Show on Hulu. I highly recommend it. On that show, they did a sketch where Oliver Stone, played by Stephen Colbert, would be talking about his new movie, a biopic on George Washington. And in the sketch, Washington was doing coke. The joke was that Oliver Stone just loved doing biopics on people, he loved doing coke, and he loved doing biopics about people who did coke. I … [Read more...]

Russell Simmons Sexually Assaulted A 17-Year-Old While Brett Ratner Watched

Russell Simmons has added his name to the list of Hollywood scumbags. He was kinda there already with his whole RushCard scheme, which was a prepaid debit card that tricked poor people into giving Russell Simmons even more money. But now he’s firmly on this list due to new sexual assault allegations levied against him. Keri Claussen Khalighi has accused Simmons of forcing himself on top of her. Oh, it gets worse. Not only did Simmons mount … [Read more...]

Texas Hero Says ‘Fuck Trump’, ‘Fuck The County Sheriff’ and “Fuck You”

Karen Forsenca, a Texas woman who had a bumper sticker that read “Fuck Trump and fuck you for voting for him” is upping her game. Following her bumper sticker going viral, she was arrested on fraud charges by Fort Bend County Sheriff Troy Nehls, a guy who definitely voted for Trump. He posted a picture of the bumper sticker and was looking for information on who owned the vehicle. So, he was definitely looking for something. The … [Read more...]

Donald Trump Still Cares Too Much About NFL Players Sitting For The National Anthem

Marshawn Lynch is the best. He plays chicken with buses and hangs out in the crowd after being ejected from the game. There’s no point in trying to figure out what Marshawn is thinking or doing because he’s an enigma. Marshawn has sat for the national anthem this entire season. He probably sat during the national anthem last season as well, even though he wasn’t in the league. His head coach, Jack del Rio, says it’s … [Read more...]

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are Making Out Again

In the worst kept secret in the world, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together. You already knew that if you’ve spent one minute on this site, but just in case you didn’t, here’s a photo for you to examine.| Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez kissing last night pic.twitter.com/RqEhxf5244 — Selena Gomez Source (@GomezSource) November 16, 2017Yes, that’s Selena kissing Bieber, who now plays hockey for the Los … [Read more...]

Sorry, Ben Affleck, Jake Gyllenhaal Is The Batman We Deserve

Ben Affleck’s days as Batman are numbered. Not because he’s part of Hollywood’s sexual assault ring, but because he sucks. Matt Reeves recently replaced Affleck as the director of The Batman, signifying that Affleck would step down as the character as well. If Reeves has his choice of a replacement, he wants Jake Gyllenhaal as the new savior of Gotham. Alright, I’m willing to give that a shot. I mean, anyone is better than … [Read more...]

Sylvester Stallone Went ‘Over The Top’ With 16-Year-Old Back in 1986

Yo Adrian, Sylvester Stallone is the latest Hollywood actor to be accused of sexual harassment. According to a report by the Daily Mail, the incident occurred way back in 1986. Stallone was 40 at the time and filming Over The Top. He found himself a nice 16-year-old girl, who he had consensual sex with. Nothing wrong with that as the age of consent in Nevada, where the incident allegedly took place, is 16. But, obviously, things got … [Read more...]

The Weeknd Once Again Getting It With Bella Hadid

Are The Weeknd and Bella Hadid back together? Who the hell knows at this point. The other week it was rumored that Weeknd wanted to fight Drake for sleeping with Bella Hadid. Then some the story about Weeknd dating one of Justin Bieber’s exes. Now, it looks like Weeknd and Bella are back together. The Weeknd was caught leaving Hadid’s apartment on Tuesday night and sprinting to, what I assume was, a getaway. If he was sprinting, you … [Read more...]

Drake Is Going To Beat The Ass Of Anyone Committing Sexual Assault

Dear sexual assault victims. Have no fear. Drake is here. During his concert at Sydney’s Marquee, a man allegedly groped female audience members. Drake, in the middle of his performance, somehow noticed this action and paused his concert to threaten the dude. He said he was going to come down there and “fuck his ass up” if he didn’t stop touching girls.I got this close to Drake threatening to jump into the crowd to … [Read more...]

Lil Peep Silenced By Death at Age 21

21-year-old rapper Lil Peep has died. His manager, Chase Ortega, figured Peep would die at 20. He tweeted, “I’ve been expecting this call for a year. Mother fuck.” The tweet is protected, so we’ll just have to take everyone’s word for it. The cause of death hasn’t been revealed, but it’s suspected to be an overdose. Given his manager’s reaction of expecting the call for a year, an overdose is a pretty good … [Read more...]

Deaf Singer Gets Death Threats for Singing to Non-Deaf People

Mandy Harvey is a singer who made it to the finals of America’s Got Talent. That’s the competition show about Americans who have some sort of talent, in case you were confused. Normally, this wouldn’t be a big deal because there are a million singing shows. But Harvey is deaf, which makes her talent kind of a big deal. And she’s not jokingly deaf like how my friends tell me that I’m tone deaf when I sing. She’s … [Read more...]