KJ Apa Crashes Car Because Archie Never Was A Good Driver

Riverdale, CW’s dark spin on the comic Archie, almost got a lot darker over the weekend following a car crash involving KJ Apa, the actor who plays Archie. Fortunately for Apa, he walked away unharmed from the single-car crash. According to Deadline’s report, Apa was driving home after filming for over 14 hours when he hit a lamp post. First responders treated him and determined that he didn’t need to receive extra attention … [Read more...]

Cash Me Outside Girl Wants You to Know That She’s Still Rich

If you’re not sick of Danielle Bregoli aka the Cash Me Outside girl aka Bhad Bhabie yet, well, I’d like to meet you because you have a high pain tolerance and should be in MMA or something. And if you are sick of her, too bad. She released one single. Signed a record deal. And has now released two more singles. The first single is called “Hi Bich.” Yes, the word is misspelled. No, you are not surprised. Yes, you should … [Read more...]

There’s a Lot More of Kanye West to Roast in New Pictures

It looks like Kanye West skipped more than just leg day recently.Kanye West spotted in LA Yesterday.. pic.twitter.com/FthJskFbTe — Outlander (@StreetFashion01) September 22, 2017 Let’s be fair to Kanye. Maybe he just wore a t-shirt that’s two sizes too big and the wind is making this worse than it really is. That’s possible. But it’s not as fun. Now, let’s roast Kanye because there’s never a bad … [Read more...]

‘Sabrina the Teenage Witch’ to Return as a Horror Show That No One Wanted

Here’s something no one wanted: Sabrina the Teenage Witch as a horror show. Because Hollywood can’t think of any original ideas, their new idea is to take fun and whimsical comedies and turn them dark and dirty. It worked for Riverdale, a dark twist on the Archie comics, but that doesn’t mean I want to see Garfield cheating on lasagna with spaghetti and trying to neuter Odie. While dark Garfield may never happen (although if … [Read more...]

Melissa Joan Hart Bitches About Free Vacation Ruined By Hurricane Maria

Melissa Joan Hart better call up Clarissa to explain this one.As you can see, Hart complained that Hurricane Maria ruined her upcoming vacation. She has since deleted the Instagram post, but this is the internet. Nothing is ever deleted. After googling “Nick Resort Punta Cana,” I learned that it stands for Nickelodeon Resort. That’s right, Melissa Joan Hart’s idea of a family vacation is to go to a resort owned by the … [Read more...]

Multi-Million Dollar Powerball Winner Turns Out to Be a Creep

Back in 2013, Pedro Quezada won the $338 million Powerball. While that turned out to be only $152 million after taxes, that’s still a ton of money. Especially if you lived in New Jersey like this guy did. So, what’s Pedro up to today? Well, he’s going to jail for sexually assaulting a minor. According to Passaic County Prosecutor Camelia M. Valdes, Quezada sexually assaulted a girl for three years, while she was between the ages … [Read more...]

Kirsten Dunst Was Gonna Film a Movie, but Then She Got High

Kirsten Dunst plays a pothead in her new film Woodshock. As most people know, actual alcohol and drugs aren’t used when shooting movies. And if you didn’t know that, I’m sorry to spoil the illusion for you. But Johnny Depp wasn’t snorting a bunch of coke on Blow. He was snorting cake powder. So, when you see Dunst smoking it up in Woodshock, just know that she’s not smoking actual marijuana. She’s smoking … [Read more...]

Halle Berry Robbed the Cradle for Her New Man

Halle Berry has a new man. And he’s a kid. Alex Da Kid, to be more specific. Berry stepped out with Alex Da Kid, real name Alexander Grant, on Instagram on Tuesday.My balance A post shared by Halle Berry (@halleberry) on Sep 19, 2017 at 11:00am PDTFollowing the posting of the photo, Berry and Alex were spotted on a dinner date in London. While Berry dressed up, wearing a nice black top with leather pants, Alex dressed like Da Kid. … [Read more...]

Searching For Avril Lavigne Online is the Worst Thing You Can Do

Don’t search for Avril Lavigne. I’m assuming you’re not stuck in 2004 and you wouldn’t bother to do that anyway. But just in case you were thinking of searching for Avril Lavigne. Do. Not. Do. It. The reason is simple. Searching for Avril Lavigne leads to malware and viruses. This data according to McAfee, the anti-virus software that’s pretty much a requirement for all Windows computers. Here’s what their … [Read more...]

R. Kelly’s Sex House Sounds Pretty Easy to Get Out Of

It’s the return of my favorite story: The R. Kelly Sex House Extravaganza. You guys remember Jerhonda Pace? She’s the 24-year-old who talked to BuzzFeed about her experiences with R. Kelly. She was 15 when she met Kelly, defended him during his underage sex trial, and ended up being one of his sex slaves. Well, she’s back and still talking. She appeared on The Real on Monday and continued to share her R. Kelly stories, including … [Read more...]

Kevin Hart Possibly Being Extorted by Traveling Stripper

The girl in Kevin Hart’s extortion video has been identified. Her name is Montia Sabbag, but sometimes she spells her name as Montiah when she wants to class it up. She’s a traveling stripper, so she has to class it up often. She met Kevin back in August during a wild weekend at Vegas. This sounds like a plot to a bad Kevin Hart movie and not Kevin Hart’s actual life. Sabbag claims that she had nothing to do with shooting the … [Read more...]

Ryan Phillippe’s Ex Claims He Abuses Everything, Including Her

Ryan Phillippe, best known as Reese Witherspoon’s ex-husband, is in some serious trouble. Maybe. If Donald Trump taught us anything, it’s that there are very bad people on both sides. So, let’s hear both sides. In this corner stands Elsie Hewitt, Phillippe’s ex-girlfriend who claims that Phillippe abuses cocaine, ecstasy, psychedelic mushrooms and steroids. She also claims that Phillippe assaulted her while drunk on July … [Read more...]

Netflix Kills ‘Stranger Things’ Bar With Kindness

If you thought a Stranger Things bar, The Upside Down, in Chicago was too good to be true. Well, it is. Netflix informed the owners of the bar that it will have to shut down on October 1, ending the bars scheduled six-week run. The owners of the bar, who also own Emporium Logan Square, were hoping to extend the run to the end of October, but it turns out making money off of someone else’s work without their permission is illegal. Instead of … [Read more...]