Dwayne Johnson Gives Some Details on DC’s Upcoming ‘Black Adam’ and ‘Shazam!’ Films

Buckle up any DC nerds who are still looking forward to anything DC is making after Suicide Squad and Just-Okay League. Dwayne Johnson gave Variety some news about the Black Adam film he’s been set to star in for years with little movement at the premiere of his new film Skyscraper. “The script is coming along…I’m very happy with it. That’s a project that obviously you want to take your time with.” There have been rumors of a cameo by … [Read more...]

Will Arnett Pretends to Be Batman When His Kids Misbehave

I know he only does it in the Lego Batman movies, but Will Arnett is still the second best Batman voice actor ever. He’s just kind of got the perfect voice for it, all gravelly and deep to begin with. Sure, he isn’t Kevin Conroy, but Kevin Conroy can’t just be Batman forever, unfortunately. It turns out his kids respect The Batman more than their own dad, as Page Six reported Arnett admitted to using his Batman voice to get his … [Read more...]

Quentin Tarantino, Meryl Streep, George Clooney and Others Try to Block Weinstein Company Sale Because Harvey Never Paid Them

The Weinstein Company is trying to finalize a bankruptcy sale to Lantern Capital, but a new wrinkle has arisen. It turns out that in addition to Harvey Weinstein literally fucking half of Hollywood without consent, Variety is reporting his brother Bob Weinstein and the rest of the Weinstein Company have been trying to metaphorically fuck the other half out of a substantial amount of money. Lantern has agreed to set aside $8.75 million dollars to … [Read more...]

Jada Pinkett Smith Says She Was a Sex Addict Who Went on Masturbating Binges

Jada Pinkett Smith claims she used to be a sex addict, which is not a thing you just grow out of. I’m pretty sure that jacking your husband off with a grapefruit is a hint you might have a sex addiction problem. So is having sex all over the town, including outside and in your friends’ bedrooms.  Smith made the admission on her Facebook show Red Table Talk. “When I was younger, I definitely think I had a sex addiction of some kind, … [Read more...]

Elon Musk Didn’t Help Rescue Those Thai Boys From the Cave, But He Sure Wants Everyone to Think He Did

Elon Musk wants you to know that he was instrumental in helping to rescue the Thai boys who were trapped in a flooded cave. It’s not true, but he really wants you to know it anyway.Some good feedback from cave experts in Thailand. Iterating with them on an escape pod design that might be safe enough to try. Also building an inflatable tube with airlocks. Less likely to work, given tricky contours, but great if it does. — Elon Musk … [Read more...]

‘Star Wars’ Might Be Saved After All: Billy Dee Williams to Appear in ‘Episode IX’

I’ve been pretty vocal about not enjoying the new Star Wars movies for a myriad of reasons. Every time I write about it I have to leave out some of the things I hate about the movies, like whose idea was General Hux? Someone sat down at a word processor and said “So we want a character like the one Peter Cushing played in the original Star Wars film, but instead of being an imposing presence and the only person with the balls to stand … [Read more...]

Steve Aoki Fulfills His Beard’s Destiny as a Pizza Delivery Guy With Pizzaoki Restaurant

If you asked 100 people draw a picture of a pizza delivery driver, roughly 60 of them would draw Steve Aoki, and the other 40 would draw Fat Steve Aoki. He may be a famous musician who has collaborated with Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy and Iggy Azalea as well as some good musicians, but everything about Aoki screams “pizza deliveryman,” right down to him being a DJ. Rather than fight this image, Aoki has chosen to embrace it by opening … [Read more...]

Johnny Depp Is Being Sued for Punching a Crew Member Nicknamed Rocky

Johnny Depp might have some anger issues. I mean, we’ve all heard the allegations that he was abusive to his ex-wife Amber Heard, herself an alleged domestic abuser, right? Well, Depp got into an incident with the location manager of Depp’s upcoming film City of Lies and now Greg “Rocky” Brooks is suing Depp for punching him in ribs. Brooks alleges that in April 2017, when the film was shooting under the title Labyrinth in … [Read more...]

Psychologist Claims to Have Invented Gaydar Using AI

Michal Kosinski is a psychiatrist who works in the field of psychographic profiling. Basically he builds profiles of types of people and can identify which profile people likely fit into based on certain traits. Psychographics are mostly used in everything from designing board games to targeting political advertising, and Kosinski’s work is basically what Cambridge Analytica used to target Facebook ads for the 2016 presidential … [Read more...]

Miss America Board in Hot Water Without Swimsuits

A few weeks ago, after a damning e-mail leak showed rampant misogyny in the organization, the Miss America beauty pageant announced it was eliminating its swimsuit competition, making evening gowns optional in the evening gown competition, and no longer judging contestants on their appearance. This lead to everyone briefly having an opinion on the pageant for the first time in decades, though after three or four days everyone went back to not … [Read more...]

Kylie Jenner’s Lips Have Returned to Human Proportion

After years of having her lips plumped up with… god only knows, my best guess is that stuff they use to patch flat tires… Kylie Jenner has let her lips deflate to a size that matches her face. The big reveal came from this post Jenner made on Instagram.heat wave A post shared by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Jul 8, 2018 at 5:34pm PDTShe looks really good, honestly. I don’t think Kylie Jenner has ever looked so good. In the … [Read more...]

Rita Moreno Says Brando Was Better in Bed Than Elvis

I don’t know how this story managed to fly under the radar for over a month, but it just started making the rounds on social media today. A few weeks ago, Rita Moreno, EGOT winner and star of screen and stage, appeared on Wendy Williams to promote her Netflix sitcom One Day At a Time. It seems like pretty standard stuff, but eventually Wendy asked Moreno about her relationship with Marlon Brando, which Moreno said lasted on and off for … [Read more...]

Ariana Grande Is Staying With Pete Davidson Despite Some People Being Mad About the Manchester Joke He Made

I feel like a segment of our population have lost the ability to laugh almost entirely sometimes, and not just the Christians and the Muslims. It seems like there’s not a week that goes by without someone being mad at a comedian for making a joke. This has been going on roughly forever, or a least since Lenny Bruce was arrested for obscenity because people were offended by the things he was saying. Today’s outrage is about how Ariana … [Read more...]