Unnamed Man Claims Usher Gave Him Herpes in Koreatown Spa

Much like herpes itself, this story about Usher spreading STDs like he’s Johnny Herpeseed keeps flaring up at the worst possible moments. The dude who claims Usher gave him herpes is now claiming that he and Usher had sex in a spa in Koreatown. TMZ, who reported the claim, also had a statement from Usher. Usher’s attorney, Zia Modabber, tells TMZ, “Usher will defend himself vigorously in court against these opportunistic claims and we … [Read more...]

Megan Fox has a Doppelgänger on Instagram

Have you ever been told you look like a celebrity? Stand-up comic Todd Glass has a routine on his album Thin Pig about being told he looks like “a thin John Goodman,” from which the title of the album derives. I myself have been told I look a lot like Penn Jillette, from Penn and Teller, although at 6’1” I’m actually quite a bit shorter than Penn, who is some sort of giant. Minnesota lab tech Bethany Anya has gained a lot of attention because she … [Read more...]

Watch Woman Lose Her Shit Over Service Dog in Diner, Claims She was Called the N-Word by Customers

A Delaware woman has become internet-famous after she was recorded hurling obscenities at customers and staff at Kathy’s Crab House in an incident involving a service dog. The woman, Ciara Miller, has since claimed that she was reacting to having racial slurs hurled at her by the restaurant’s staff and customers after she objected to the dog’s presence.This is really difficult to dissect because the video only captures the end of the incident. … [Read more...]

Jordan Peele Hunts Nazis in New TV Series

It seems like the first project out of Jordan Peele’s overall deal with Sonar Entertainment will be a show about Nazi hunters called The Hunt, on which Peele will serve as executive producer. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the 1970’s period drama will be written an co-produced by David Wells. Inspired by true events, The Hunt follows a diverse band of Nazi hunters in 1970s America as they set out on a quest for revenge and … [Read more...]

Tupac Shakur is Still Alive, Says Suge Knight

Tupac Shakur’s murder has been the subject of a lot of speculation on subjects from who killed him to is he actually secretly alive. The belief that he faked his own death for some reason was spurred on by the release of a number of posthumous cash grab albums comprised of unreleased material he’d recorded before dying or compilations of material from his five studio albums. Suge Knight, who was shot in the same drive-by that killed … [Read more...]

Marilyn Manson and Justin Bieber Have Apparently Kissed and Made Up

It appears that Marilyn Manson and Justin Bieber are friends again, so Feud will have to find a new subject for season 3. Maybe they can do Justin Bieber and good music. Manson put the whole thing to rest when he went on Howard Stern’s show Tuesday and let Howard read his texts with Bieber.Apparently, we were just blowing things out of proportion when we reported on it. But I have to tell you, Manson still sounds like he’s annoyed … [Read more...]

Miley Cyrus Is the Nude Cover Model for David LaChapelle’s New Book, Doesn’t Look Like a Teenaged Boy This Time

Famed photographer David LaChapelle has a new book of his work coming soon, and publisher Taschen has revealed the cover of Lost + Found: Part I will feature a nude Miley Cyrus as naked fairy on what is, judging from her hair, a very humid day. Taschen describes the book as “a visual recording of the times we live in and the issues we face, expressed through David LaChapelle’s unique and distinctive vision. Featuring a monumental curation … [Read more...]

Ivanka Trump Threw Shade at a Baby on Twitter

So either Ivanka Trump doesn’t know how to use the word “otherwise” or she thinks her vampire brother Eric’s newborn son Luke is an asshole, because she tweeted that she was cuddling him on “an otherwise incredible day.” It’s honestly a toss-up, because if there are two words that describe pretty much all of the Trumps, they’re “stupid” and “unpleasant.” Okay, not the baby, … [Read more...]

Linda Hamilton Rejoins Arnold Schwarzenegger in New ‘Terminator’ Flick

There’s a new Terminator film on the horizon, and James Cameron is back in charge of it, after a slew of sequels and TV shows he had nothing to do with. And according to The Hollywood Reporter, he’s bringing Linda Hamilton and Arnold Schwarzenegger back into the fold as well. Cameron made the announcement at a private event celebrating the storied franchise, saying, “As meaningful as she was to gender and action stars everywhere … [Read more...]

Gwyneth Paltrow is Selling Vampire Repellent Now

Have you been having trouble with vampires in your home? Aren’t we all? I can’t turn around without bumping into some emo Cullen kid whining about how hard it is being immortal and looking super hot for eternity. Well, Gwyneth Paltrow is here to help, because she’s selling vampire repellent on her website for crazy white people that she basically just stamps her name on, Goop. Okay, so this actually says it repels psychic … [Read more...]

Colorado Springs is Down in the Dumps as Mad Pooper Becomes City’s Number Two Menace

If you think your neighborhood is shitty, let me me tell you about Colorado Springs. A jogger dubbed “The Mad Pooper,” after an episode of Bob’s Burgers, has been taking repeated dumps outside the home of resident Cathy Budde while she jogs, as reported by local news station KKTV. Cathy Budde says her kids caught her first mid-squat, pants down and unashamed. “They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a … [Read more...]

‘It’ Director Andy Muschietti Wants to Remake ‘Pet Cemetery’

Thanks to inflation, the 2017 remake of It is on track to be the highest-grossing R-rated horror film of all time, pushing past the $234M 1973’s The Exorcist brought in. Of course, if you adjust for inflation, The Exorcist has a gross domestic total of $983M in today’s dollars, roughly four times what It has pulled in. Still, It is a major hit, and studios are likely to ignore The Dark Tower and make movies based on every Stephen King … [Read more...]

Chinese Vendors Have Face Masks To Secure Your New iPhone

The iPhone X was just announced, and with it, Apple has announced technology to unlock your phone with facial recognition. While this feature is completely optional and can be disabled by pressing the power button five times, some people want the security that only dressing like the gimp from Pulp Fiction can provide. Luckily, a number of intrepid entrepreneurs on Chinese website Taobao have got you covered. According to The Verge, these vendors … [Read more...]