Big Rapist Bill Cosby Found Guilty of Sexual Assault

When Bill Cosby was producing The Cosby Show, he hired psychiatrist Dr. Alvin Francis Poussaint to consult on the script and make sure that there were no negative stereotypes that portrayed African-Americans in a bad light. When he was done filming, he’d unwind by drugging women and raping them while they were unconscious. Today, after his last trial ended in a mistrial, Bill Cosby actually faces some consequences for his actions after … [Read more...]

Australian Theater Plays Horror Movie ‘Hereditary’ Trailer Before ‘Peter Rabbit’

Yesterday was ANZAC (Australian and New Zealand Army Corps) Day in Australia and New Zealand, a national holiday honoring the soldiers of the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps who fought in the Battle of Gallipoli during World War I. It’s sort of like Memorial Day in the U.S. and Remembrance Sunday in the U.K. And since it’s just before winter, when the weather in Australia goes from “hot as balls” to “still too … [Read more...]

Stop Giving Kanye West Attention, It Just Encourages Him

As you no doubt know by now, Kanye West rejoined Twitter and was immediately back on his bullshit. That’s just Kanye being Kanye. He’s like a neglected kid, he acts out for attention because negative attention is better than no attention. And with a new album coming out, Kanye wants to be the center of attention for everyone. And in that sense, he’s absolutely nailed it. Since his return to Twitter, when he isn’t posting … [Read more...]

Kanye West’s Ego Is Threatening to Suck Everything Around Him Into an Inescapable Black Hole of Narcissism

Everyone in the world loves to take shots at Kanye West for saying the same dumb, narcissistic shit that John Lennon used to say, even though everyone loves John Lennon. Can Kanye at least get some credit for not hitting his wife or ignoring his kids to run around with a crazy woman in a bag? I myself am guilty of this from time to time, because it’s just so easy. Even parody Twitter accounts love how soft a target Kanye is. But Kanye is … [Read more...]

Future Royal Meghan Markle Can’t Escape Her Jerry Springer Family

I’m not sure I really understand the fascination with the British royal family, especially in this day and age. The role of Sovereign is mostly ceremonial, the actual government is headed by the Prime Minister. There’s really no reason to care about anything the Royals get up to, and yet we’re constantly fascinated with them. You’re as guilty of this as anyone, I know you watched The Crown on Netflix. If there was ever a … [Read more...]

Hank Azaria Has Answers to His Apu Problem

The Simpsons has been caught up in a controversy around one of their oldest characters, Kwik-E-Mart owner Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. Hank Azaria voices the character and has won multiple Emmys for his portrayal of Apu. The controversy, brought into the public discourse by Hari Kondabolu’s film The Problem With Apu is that it’s racist for Apu to have that voice and work a blue collar job, and Kondabolu has said that if Apu was rich there … [Read more...]

Allison Mack Tried to Get Emma Watson to Join Her Sex Cult

Allison Mack was arrested last week for her role in Keith Rainere’s sex cult DOS, which for some reason shares a name with an archaic Microsoft operating system. I’ve told you about this before, but the long and short of it is that Rainere’s weird pyramid scheme management training is a front for a weird sex cult that preys on women who post basic-ass inspirational quotes to social media.Who can you love a little more today … [Read more...]

Kim Zolciak-Biermann Claims She Isn’t Racist, Was Just Picked On by All the Mean Black People

The Real World on MTV was probably the first reality TV show because producers figured out if you put a group of 20-somethings from different backgrounds together in a small space for a few months, they’ll eventually cause all sorts of drama on their own, which means you don’t have to hire writers. The Real World became a cultural phenomenon in season three when MTV producers put David Rainey, a bike courier who called himself Puck, … [Read more...]

Chrissy Teigen Annihilates Clickbait Headlines With Apocalyptic Social Media Clap Back

Chrissy Teigen is sick and tired of people like me crafting clickbait headlines to stories blowing tweets she made out of proportion. I get it, I really do, but I have digital column inches to fill here and if Logan and Jake Paul can’t do stupid bullshit fast enough, then I’m going to have to find a new topic. Why don’t you start there before coming for me, Chrissy? Get the Paul brothers to be dumber and I’ll never have to … [Read more...]

Oh My God, Everyone Overreact, Shania Twain Said She Might Have Voted for Trump!

For some reason, Shania Twain was interviewed by The Guardian this past weekend. I know, I had forgotten she was ever a person, too. Apparently she’s quit her job as a barista and recorded a new album, and she’s going on tour to support it. During the course of the interview, Twain, a rare conservative country music singer, said she would have voted for Donald Trump if she was American, which she’s not. She’s Canadian, so … [Read more...]

Paris Jackson’s Family Is Afraid She’s Going to Dumbass Herself to Death

I never would have guessed that a 20-year-old who’s famous for being the daughter of one of the world’s most popular singers who died when she was 11 would be kind of messed up. My first hint was when she got that chakra tattoo between her boobs. But apparently since the King of Pop isn’t around to do it, Paris Jackson has resorted to dangling herself from extreme heights, and her family thinks she’s going to die. Page Six … [Read more...]

Robin Thicke’s Girlfriend April Love Geary Is Breastfeeding and Not Taking Shit About It

New mothers breastfeed babies and everybody is constantly posting pictures of themselves to social media, so there’s bound to be some overlap. Robin Thicke, who I think is a singer or something, but is the son of the awesome Alan Thicke, took a picture of his girlfriend April Love Geary breastfeeding their tiny, adorable newborn daughter and she posted it to Instagram.MOM pic by baby daddy @robinthicke A post shared by April Love … [Read more...]

Life Is Unfair: Kangaroo Brutally Killed in Chinese Zoo While Harvey Weinstein Is Still at Large

Kangaroos are basically Australian bears. You think they’re cute, you’d like a little cuddle, maybe a ride in that pouch thing they’ve got going, that looks comfy, right? Like Kanga from The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh. Well, the hard reality is kangaroos will mess you up. Don’t believe me? Well, have a look at some kangaroo attacks that were captured on video.Pretty frightening stuff, right? Still, despite the … [Read more...]