Chia Pets Are Making a Comeback With ‘Rick and Morty’, ‘Stranger Things’ and More

I never had a Chia Pet when I was a kid because they’re really dumb. They were supposed to be six different kinds of animals, but they all looked the same, and what’s going on with the Chia Tree? That’s not a pet, and I’m not all that impressed with a tree that grows tiny leaves; I have real trees that do that in my backyard. Of course, that commercial had a catchy jingle that made sure everyone knew what a Chia Pet was … [Read more...]

Chris Pratt Cut Down a Gigantic, 181-Year-Old Tree and Sent It to Nick Offerman

Chris Pratt is what you might call a redneck. When he got his big break on Everwood, he claims he spent his entire first paycheck buying fishing and hunting gear from the L.L. Bean catalog. And now that he’s one of the biggest movie stars in the world, he lives on a farm. He even kills his own sheep. So what happens when Pratt is out on the farm looking for his next meal and he spots an old-growth douglas fir that’s been struck by … [Read more...]

North West Seen Crying Because She Hates Bowling, Her Aunts or Both

I feel pretty bad for North West. Just for a start her dad gave her a pun name in between Twitter meltdowns, that’s something she’s going to be dealing with in therapy for years. On top of that, she’s five years old and paparazzi are already following her around to get pictures of her. I mean, yeah, she’s got famous parents, but as Hollywood Life reports, she was photographed having a tantrum while leaving a bowling alley … [Read more...]

Michelle Obama Stole the Spotlight Dancing at Beyonce Concert

You know how mortifying it is when you go to a concert or something with your parents and they embarrass you by dancing in front of everyone? Be glad you’re not Sasha Obama, whose 54-year-old mother Michelle Obama was filmed dancing with Beyonce’s mother at a concert Beyonce and husband Jay-Z put on in [email protected] & Ms. Tina dancing at Beyoncé & JAY-Z's show in Paris tonight. #OTRII #Round2 … [Read more...]

Kourtney Kardashian’s Insecure Boyfriend Is Trolling Her on Instagram

It’s tough being Kourtney Kardashian. She’s not as famous or attractive as the other Kardashians and she had sex with Scott Disick at least three times, which has got to be borderline traumatic. Seriously, imagine being the Kardashian with most insufferable ex, there should be some sort of award for that level of bad taste in partners. It doesn’t look like things have gotten much better for Kourtney with her new boyfriend Younes … [Read more...]

‘Rugrats’ Is the Latest Live-Action Reboot No One Asked For

If you’re a ’90s kid, you probably remember Rugrats, one of Nickelodeon’s original “Nicktoons,” along with Doug and Ren and Stimpy. It was a cute cartoon for kids with a lot of double entendres and adult humor designed to get a laugh from parents working with their children, something that was present in a lot of Nickelodeon shows at the time.View post on imgur.comThe premise of the show was that a group of … [Read more...]

Pete Davidson Doesn’t Need You to Give Him His Dead Father’s Opinion

For two people who basically just met, Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande sure seem to be in love. I can’t blame Pete for this at all, because when you get a girl like that, you have to lock it down fast. I mean, let’s be real, Pete is punching way above his weight class here. This is the dating equivalent of a toddler knocking out Muhammad Ali, so while they’ve known each other like a week, I can’t blame him for rushing her … [Read more...]

Meghan Markle’s Father Is Worried About Her, Thinks She Looks Terrified in Public

Meghan Markle’s father Thomas told The Sun that he thinks his daughter is miserable being a royal. Thomas, 73, said: “My thing about my daughter right now is that I think she is terrified. I see it in her eyes, I see it in her face and I see it in her smile. I’ve seen her smile for years. I know her smile. I don’t like the one I’m seeing now. This one isn’t even a stage smile – this is a pained smile. That might be just having a couple of … [Read more...]

Elon Musk Thinks Not Liking His Dumb Sub No One Wanted Makes You a Pedophile

Elon Musk is still really mad that the Thailand boys’ soccer team was rescued from the cave they were trapped in by experienced divers using experience and situational awareness and not his stupid toy sub. He’s so mad, in fact, that he called one of the rescue divers who said his sub was a distraction a pedophile based solely on the fact that he moved to Thailand from the UK. It started when New York Times opinion writer published an op-ed … [Read more...]

The Emmy Nominations Are In, Here’s What to Make of Them

The Emmy Award nominations were announced yesterday and if you like middlebrow cable television you’re going to be very pleased by this year’s slate. Outstanding Drama Series The Handmaid’s Tale Game of Thrones This Is Us The Crown The Americans Stranger Things Westworld The West Wing beat The Sopranos in this category on three separate occasions, so it’s always been obvious that playing to voters’ politics is a good … [Read more...]

Does Caitlyn Jenner Have a 22-Year-Old Girlfriend?

I remember Caitlyn Jenner taking her divorce from Kris Jenner pretty hard, but she’s apparently moved on to the phase of the breakup where she fucks someone a third her age. 68-year-old Jenner has been spotted around the town with 22-year-old Sophia Hutchins, a recent college grad and golf enthusiast. Rumor has it that the reason Jenner missed her son Brody’s wedding is because she was off somewhere with Hutchins, so she moms about as … [Read more...]

Henry Cavill Isn’t Sure How Flirting and Rape Are Different

Dating is hard. Apparently it’s a lot harder if you’re Henry Cavill, though, because he’s afraid that flirting with a girl is going to get him accused of rape. Now, I’m not sure how Henry flirts, but I do know that no flirting I’ve ever done has come anywhere near rape. But Henry told GQ that it’s a concern he has. “There’s something wonderful about a man chasing a woman. There’s a traditional approach to that, … [Read more...]

This Night Club Had to Remodel So Shaq Could Fit in It

Shaquille O’Neal is a big guy. Even for a basketball player, being 7’1″ is well above average. So it isn’t that surprising that normal-sized person Joey Morrissey didn’t take Shaq’s massive frame into account when he built his club, HQ2. According to Page Six, the Atlantic City club has been working to lower the floor under the DJ booth so that Shaq can perform at the club. So a crew of carpenters have been … [Read more...]