Bella Thorne Is Promoting a Dating App Now

Is it sad when a celebrity invents a convoluted story about finding out her boyfriend is still on a dating app in order to promote an obscure dating app by pretending to go on it for revenge? Probably. I mean, yes. The “story” is Bella Thorne found her boyfriend Mod Sun still active on dating app Badoo and took revenge by putting her profile up on Huggle. Right. According to some PR person probably, Thorne took Mod Sun back after some … [Read more...]

Kylie Jenner Finally Popped Out Her Baby

Kylie Jenner announced the arrival of her baby girl in an Instagram post on Sunday. Also, there’s a video she posted which is now #1 on YouTube’s trending list which proves the world is doomed.Her Instagram post on her birth sounded sincere which… is odd. A post shared by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Feb 4, 2018 at 12:27pm PSTCongrats, Kylie. May E! grant you 15 seasons of your own spin-off. … [Read more...]

Someone Tried to Kidnap Lana Del Rey

In shocking news of the day, Lana Del Rey still has fans who are not drowning in despair and have at least mustered some motivation to kidnap her. Case in point. Police arrested Florida man Michael Hunt, 43, over the weekend. Mike Hunt, yea, his real name, was caught feet away from the Amway Center where Lana was playing Friday night. He had a 3-inch knife and tickets to the show. He also had previously posted on Facebook that he wanted to kidnap … [Read more...]

The Writer of ‘Black Panther’ Comic Wasn’t Invited to the Premiere

Roxane Gay and Yona Harvey became the first black women lead writers for Marvel in 2016 when they worked on Black Panther. It became the basis for the upcoming very well-received movie. Which is why Marvel didn’t invite Roxane to the LA debut of the movie which had a royal-themed dress code. Who the hell wants people to know about her? “All the credit belongs to me, bitches,” the producers, probably.My feelings are real hurt … [Read more...]

Quincy Jones Is Currently Banging 22 Women

Quincy Jones did an interview with GQ and being almost 85, you know he has a lot to say. And it’s not boring like what your grandpa yells at you during Thanksgiving. For example, he’s not a fan of Taylor Swift, he didn’t want to hook up with Marilyn Monroe because she had a chest that looked like pears, he speaks 26 different languages and he has 22 girlfriends around the world. Yea, you read that right. His 85-year-old dick is … [Read more...]

Blue Ivy Shushing Beyonce and Jay-Z Is All You’re Going to Hear About on Monday

So the Grammy’s were on Sunday and the only thing anybody is really going to talk about is how Blue Ivy Carter told her parents to shut it while Camila Cabello was introducing U2.Blue Ivy Carter: a real-life Legend #GRAMMYs pic.twitter.com/NhjN8QmAo2 — The Cut (@TheCut) January 29, 2018Oh, sure. When she does this it’s cute. When I do this, it’s, “Just wait until we get home you little shit.” … [Read more...]

Courtland Sykes Is Waiting for Feminism to Cook Him a Meal

Courtland Sykes. He’s a GOP candidate for U.S. Senate out of Missouri and a bit of an asshole. After comparing Democrat women to Disney villains, he dug himself deeper in a Facebook response about his views on feminism. “I want to come home to a home cooked dinner every night at six. One that she fixes and one that I expect one day to have daughters learn to fix after they become traditional homemakers and family wives.” Women probably get … [Read more...]

Call 9-1-1, Justin Timberlake Just Got Wrecked

Justin Timberlake, who recently starred in Woody Allen’s movie Wonder Wheel, was trying to be sort of funny on Twitter by asking for an explanation for the age old saying, “Having your cake and eating it too.”Random question: Can someone please explain the saying, “You just want your cake and to eat it too.” What else am I about to do with a cake?? — Justin Timberlake (@jtimberlake) January 23, 2018Turns out killjoy … [Read more...]

Aziz Ansari Ain’t Gonna Show Up Just So You Can Boo Him

A 23-year-old photographer named Grace laid into Aziz Ansari for making her uncomfortable and put him on blast for being terrible at sex which resulted in a pretty divided crowd on if Aziz did anything wrong. Some are on Aziz’s side, some are on the woman’s. In either case, why chance a sea of boos at the SAG Awards? Ansari was a no-show the other night at the SAG Awards after being nominated for Outstanding Performance by a Male … [Read more...]

Say Hi to Your Steroid Dealer for Me

Mark Wahlberg is 46 but he’s walking around in a 35-year-old’s body. Is he just a genetic freak? Nah, he just has a good steroid dealer. In an interview from prison, Richard Rodriguez, who’s being investigated by the DEA, named 3 celebs he was dealing to. Mark Wahlberg, Josh Duhamel and Roman Reigns of WWE. Reigns is facing charges for conspiracy to distribute anabolic steroids and money laundering.Meanwhile, those 3 celebs … [Read more...]

That Dude from the Chainsmokers Got Caught Cheating On His Girlfriend

Alex Pall from the frat EDM duo the Chainsmokers was caught by his girlfriend of 4 years, Tori Woodward, of cheating on him. Which is only surprising in that it took her this long to find out he was banging chicks on the side.OKAY SO I SAW SOMEONE PUT ON THEIR STORY ABOUT ALEX PALL (from the Chainsmokers) CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND AND I JUST CHECKED HER INSTAGRAM STORY AND IM SHOOK AND WOW pic.twitter.com/XLci92uRJZ — Heather♡ … [Read more...]

Orange Man Baby Releases ‘Fake News Awards’ for Meanies

How great is it that it’s 2018 and Donald Trump is using his time in office to create a burn book of people who were mean to him. That’s a rhetorical question, of course. On Wednesday, Trump released his “Fake News Awards”. The ones he promised to give out to all the people and organizations who were mean to him.And the FAKE NEWS winners are…https://t.co/59G6x2f7fD — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January … [Read more...]

Can You Stop Raping Keira Knightley, Kthnx

Remember when Keira Knightley used to be in more modern movies like The Hole, Bend It Like Beckham, Pirates of the Caribbean but now she’s in period pieces like Pride and Prejudice and Atonement? There’s a reason for that. It’s because she’s tired of all this raping going on with women in contemporary movies. “I don’t really do films set in the modern day because the female characters nearly always get raped,” she said. “I … [Read more...]