EDC 2018: This Time Without the Heatstroke

Another year, another 3 nights of people wandering through the Las Vegas Motor Speedway to listen to their favorite DJs perform across 8 different stages and a few art cars. If you’ve never heard of Insomniac’s Electric Daisy Carnival, or EDC, let me give you a quick rundown. It’s a 3 day festival similar to Coachella minus the sunlight and cultural appropriation and with way more wub wubs and untz untzs. The event started as a … [Read more...]

Elon Musk Living In His Own Virtual World With Grimes

Proving that we’re all just living in an AI simulation and Elon Musk has figured it all out and turned himself into a real life Tony Stark, the SpaceX founder is now probably dating musician Grimes. Cementing the rumors that popped up a few hours ago, the two arrived at the 2018 Met Gala together. The story of how they met is deeply rooted in nerd speak that if I waded in there, I’d have to hike up my suspenders and give myself a … [Read more...]

Gun Violence, Donald Glover, SNL

Those 3 words probably would have never existed in the same sentence before Saturday night. But here we are with these videos of Donald Glover. Over the weekend, Glover released the video for This Is America featuring some pretty clear commentary on gun violence.While the video was releasing, he was showing his talent on SNL.He’d later perform This Is America on the show after an intro from Daniel Kaluuya of Get Out. Shirtless. Because … [Read more...]

Awful Coachella Video of People Enjoying Themselves Surfaces

A video offering a sad glimpse into our society is currently being shared around the web. The footage shows festival-goers huddled around the main attraction at Coachella, the ferris wheel, taking photos of each other, documenting their experience and most likely thoroughly enjoying themselves.The cameraman walks around in disgust looking through his cellphone as he captures hundreds of smiling faces. “Look at how sad these people are. … [Read more...]

EDM Group Cheat Codes Seem Really Tough

Fresh off their not at all sad performance at Ultra Miami last month where their prerecorded playlist stopped mid-set and forced them to stop dicking around on top of their decks, EDM group Cheat Codes performed at Fairfield University’s annual Clam Jam over the weekend. Before we get to that though, here’s their cringey Ultra set. Turn on the subtitles for better effect.Yikes. That would make most people die inside. But not these … [Read more...]

Michelle Wolf Made People Sad for Sarah Sanders

Michelle Wolf made fun of Sarah Sanders, who sat a few feet away, at the White House correspondents dinner on Saturday. This made some people very sad for the woman who is basically a megaphone for Donald Trump’s lies.If you don’t want to listen to the entire thing, here’s what Wolf said. We are graced with Sarah’s presence tonight. I have to say I’m a little star-struck. I love you as Aunt Lydia in The Handmaid’s Tale. Mike … [Read more...]

What’s a Dart in the Eye Among Friends?

Here’s a video of a woman who thought it would be a great idea to William Tell herself in a bar in NYC. I’m pretty sure alcohol was involved because why wouldn’t it be? You don’t sit under a dartboard and shout at a guy throwing pointy brass needles at you, “Go you fucking pussy, go!,” while sober. Anyway, I’m not entirely sure what the goal was. And I’m not sure she did either. As you can probably … [Read more...]

Avicii Dead at 28

Swedish mega-producer Avicii, real name Tim Bergling, died at 28 today on 4/20. His publicist confirmed the news today saying, “He was found dead in Muscat, Oman this Friday afternoon local time, April 20th. The family is devastated and we ask everyone to please respect their need for privacy in this difficult time. No further statements will be given.” Avicii is probably best known for his hit Levels which catapulted him into the … [Read more...]

Tristan Thompson Cheated on Khloe Kardashian or Something

In what I’m sure will be featured in another installment of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Khloe Kardashian’s baby daddy Tristan Thompson was at PH-D lounge in New York on Saturday making out with a brunette that was not Khloe Kardashian.Tristan Thompson caught on video locking lips with a sexy brunette at Manhattan club just days before Khloe Kardashian is set to give birth https://t.co/6QBDJcaMwH — Daily Mail Celebrity … [Read more...]

Everyone in the Facebook and Cambridge Analytica Scandal Sounds Terrible

Cambridge Analytica harvested user profiles from Facebook for use in psychographic profiles which may have helped Trump win the presidency. You can read about the architect turned whistleblower, Christopher Wylie, behind the tech that Cambridge Analytica used for targeted advertising here. You can also read about Cambridge Analytica bragging about using fake news, Ukranian hookers and bribes to influence elections. Anyway, Facebook suspended the … [Read more...]

Donald Trump Jr.’s Wife: ‘Wait, you’re the one with the retarded dad!’

Donald Trump Jr. and his wife Vanessa Trump may be headed for a divorce according to friends who told Page Six. The two are allegedly living separate lives and filing for divorce soon. This after a letter addressed to Donald Jr. was found to have some mysterious white powder in it. Luckily Vanessa opened it and not Donald Jr. or else he’d have snorted it thinking it was a shipment of cocaine from the dark web. Anyway, that’s not the … [Read more...]

Katy Perry Killed a Nun

Katy Perry and a couple nuns were involved in a lawsuit involving 8-acres of land in Los Feliz. Two buyers wanted the property, Katy Perry and Dana Hollister. The deal went south leading Perry and the Archdiocese of LA to sue Hollister claiming she tried to sidetrack the deal. A jury awarded her and the Archdioceses $10 million in December. In a post-judgement hearing Friday, Sister Holzman said in court, “We asked [Hollister] to save us, … [Read more...]

Has This Girl Never Heard of Condoms?!

A 21-year-old mother was sentenced to 16 years in prison after she plead guilty to manslaughter after having killed her newborn baby. Tiona Rodriguez was 17 at the time when she was stopped in a Victoria’s Secret after security suspected her of shoplifting a pair of jeans. That’s when they noticed a stench coming from her bag. It was her newborn baby she had suffocated. Cops found messages on her phone which lead them to believe this … [Read more...]